dancing
stuck
in
the
middle
EVEN
COUPLES
WITH
FOUR
LEFT
FEET
BETWEEN
THEM
CAN
IMPRES
S
THE
GUESTS
ON
THEIR
BIG
DA
Y,
SA
YS
CA
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YN
SCOTT
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TA
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you
A
Anyone
who8217s
ever
had
the
8216pleasure8217
of
witnessing
my
fianc233,
Jonathan,
or
I
on
the
dance
floor
will
know
it8217s
not
a
pretty
sight.
He
says
I
bob
about
from
my
knees
too
much,
while
I
think
the
only
part
of
him
that
moves
is
his
head
-
and
even
then
it8217s
never
in
time
to
the
music.
Put
us
together
and
you8217re
guaranteed
a
good
laugh,
as
we
awkwardly
trip
over
each
other8217s
feet
and
bump
into
one
another
,
absolutely
incapable
of
travelling
in
the
same
directi
on.
We
8217re
not
helped
by
the
fact
that
he8217s
a
good
foot
taller
than
me,
and
to
look
romantically
into
each
other8217s
eyes,
as
most
dancers
do,
involves
me
straining
my
neck
and
him
stooping
down.
Unsurpisingly
,
I
can
probably
count
on
one
hand
the
amount
of
times
we8217ve
tak
en
to
the
dance
floor
together
-
and
most
of
those
I8217ve
had
to
bribe
him
or
use
force.
Needless
to
say
,
any
visions
of
us
swishing
around
the
dancefloor
at
our
forthcoming
wedding,
me
spinning
around
in
his
arms
Hollywood
style,
to
rapturous
applause
from
our
guests,
felt
as
far
-fetched
as
my
childhood
dreams
of
marrying
Brad
Pitt
.
At
the
same
time
though,
I8217ve
always
seen
the
first
dance
as
one
of
the
most
important
parts
of
a
wedding,
on
a
par
with
the
speeches
and
throwing
the
bouquet,
and
the
thought
of
not
putting
on
a
good
show
for
our
wedding
guests
had
been
causing
me
concern
ever
since
he
popped
the
question.
So
it
was
with
a
mixture
of
enthusiasm
and
trepidation
that
I
approached
Fi
rst
Dance
UK,
a
national
company
who,
for
the
tidy
sum
of
16350
per
hour
,
will
send
a
qualified
dance
teacher
round
to
your
own
home
to
teach
you
a
personally
-
choreographed
routine
to
the
song
of
your
choice.
Clare
Brice
-
the
woman
entrusted
with
making
sure
the
two
of
us
don
8217t
ma
ke
fools
of
ourselves
on
our
big
day
-
knock
ed
at
the
door
just
as
my
fianc233
was
jumping
around
the
house
Saturday
Night
Fe
ver
-style,
telling
PUT
US
TOGETHER
AND
YOU8217RE
GUARANTEED
A
GOOD
LAUGH,
AS
WE
AW
KW
ARDL
Y
TRIP
OVER
EACH
OTHER8217S
FEET
AND
BUMP
INTO
ONE
ANOTHER8216
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