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CA
RNIV
AL
MKLI
FEMUSIC
FILM
CARNIV
ALIS
tha
t
a
long
enough
song
title
for
you?
It8217ll
certainly
do
for
me,
I8217ve
just
had
to
type
all
that
in
and
it
was
nearly
dark
by
the
time
I8217d
finished.
An
yway
,
I8217m
not
here
to
talk
about
song
titles8230
actual
ly
,I
8217m
not
here
to
talk
about
any-
thing
really
,m
y
speciality
is
in
writing.
No
w,
as
it
ha
ppens,
I
actually
have
a
lot
of
time
for
N.E.R.D.
An
y
band
tha
t
plays
hip-hop
with
real
instruments
is
al
ways
going
to
stand
out,
and
the
fact
tha
t
th
ei
r
si
ng
le
s
ar
e
us
ua
ll
y
a
cu
t
ab
ov
e
th
e
av
era
ge
also
helps,
so
it8217
s
nice
to
see
tha
t
they
ha
ven8217t
changed
wha
t
works
for
them.
This
time
round,
they8217ve
come
up
with
a
nice
family-
friendly
number
about
ladies
in
night-
cl
ubs
who
nip
off
to
the
loo
to
po
wder
their
noses
(Pulp
Fi
ction
style)
and
end
up
buzzing
from
dusk
8217til
da
wn.
Can8217t
ima
gine
it8217
s
too
much
of
an
issue
in
somewhere
like
Aspley
Hea
th,
but
Pharrell
Williams
and
friends
ha
ve
probably
seen
their
fair
share,
hence
the
song.
I
like
this
one,
not
least
because
it
calms
do
wn
a
little
at
the
halfway
point
and
then,
just
for
a
change,
the
original
tune
doesn8217t
just
kick
in
afterwards
but
instead
the
changeover
from
calm
middle
bit
to
bonkers
second
half
bit
is
much
more
measured.
These
people
kno
w
wha
t
they8217re
doing,
and
if
some
of
the
other
people
who
reach
the
charts
these
days
paid
as
much
care
and
at
tention
to
their
music
then
I
really
wouldn8217t
ha
ve
all
tha
t
much
to
compla
in
about
when
I
go
off
into
my
occasional
rants
about
the
state
of
the
music
industr
y.
WELL
,I
8217ve
alread
y
given
them
three
good
review
s
this
year
,t
ha
t8217
s
ho
w
busy
they8217v
e
been.
Seein
g
as
this
is
the
fourth
,I
8217ll
get
this
one
over
and
done
with
and
then
I8217ll
move
onto
the
next
review
.I
t8217
s
the
disco
one
off
the
album
,
and
it
was
used
in
the
iP
od
adver
ts
before
Ap
ple
inexp
licabl
y
decid
ed
to
go
with
Coldp
lay8217
s
dull-a
s-ditc
hwa
ter
-on-
an-ov
ercas
t-day
Viva
La
Vida
instea
d.
This
is
much
more
fun
than
Coldp
lay8217
s
song,
and
if
tha
t8217
s
not
a
recom
mend
at
ion
in
itself
then
I
don8217t
kno
w
wha
t
is.
AM
I
the
only
perso
n
thinks
tha
t
The
Fe
eling
sound
like
a
band
from
1980
tha
t
went
off
to
their
local
branc
h
of
And
y8217
s
Recor
ds
one
day
,g
ot
lost
in
a
forest
(like
you
do)
and
spent
25
years
comp
letely
cut
off
from
civilis
at
ion
(and
b
y
e
x
te
n
s
io
n
,m
usica
l
tr
ends)
befor
e
findin
g
their
way
back
out
ag
ain?
This
really
does
sound
hopel
essly
da
ted,
right
do
wn
to
the
guitar
solo
durin
g
the
instru
menta
l
break
.M
ind
you,
tha
t8217
s
nothin
g
comp
ared
to
the
endin
g
8211
with
its
crash
ing
drum
s
and
guitar
s
all
over
the
shop,
it8217
s
the
sort
of
endin
g
you8217d
expec
t
from
a
stadiu
m
rock
band
8211
IN
A
ST
ADIUM
.Y
ou
don8217t
end
a
song
like
tha
t
on
a
studio
recor
ding
becau
se
when
it
finally
does
stop
there
shoul
d
be
70,00
0
screa
ming
fans
voicin
g
their
ap
prova
l,
not
a
two
second
ga
p
until
the
next
trac
k
starts
.I
t8217
s
just
not
the
done
thing.
Oddly
enoug
h,
I8217m
not
overly
keen
on
this
one.
SIMO
ND
ARNE
LLEVER
YO
NE
KNO
WS
(ALL
THE
GIRLS
ST
ANDING
IN
THE
LINE
FOR
THEBA
THROOM
)N.E.R
.D
.SHUT
UP
AND
LET
MEGOTi
ny
Ti
ngsTUR
NI
TU
PThe
Fe
elingKUNG
FU
PA
ND
A
(PG)Jack
Black,
Angelina
Jolie,
Jackie
Chan,
Luc
y
Liu,
Dustin
Hoffman,
Ian
McShane,
Seth
Rogen
From
Frida
y
SL
AC
KER
panda
Po
(B
lack)
gets
mor
e
than
he
bargained
for
when
he
is
selected
as
the
Dr
agon
Wa
rr
ior
-
a
fabled
kung
fu
master
-
and
pitted
against
a
vengeful
sno
w
leopar
d
(I
an
Mc
Sh
ane).HANCOCK
(12A)Will
Smith,
Charlize
Theron,
Jason
Bateman,
Eddie
Marsan
From
Frida
y
LA
wino
Jo
hn
Ha
ncock
(S
mith)
has
superheroic
po
we
rs
,
but
his
dr
unk-
en
attempts
at
fighting
cr
ime
have
caused
huge
damage
and
alienated
people
.
When
Ha
ncock
saves
PR
man
Ra
y8217
s
(B
ateman)
life
,
Ra
y
offers
to
advise
him
on
re
habilitat-
ing
his
image
.
Bu
t
Ma
ry
(T
her
on),
Ra
y8217
s
wife
,
doesn
8217t
want
to
get
inv
olved
with
Ha
ncock.THE
MISTMarcia
Gay
Harden,
To
by
Jones,
Thomas
Jane,
Andre
Braugher
,J
effrey
DeMunn,
William
Sadler
,L
aurie
Holden
From
Frida
y
BASED
on
the
St
ephen
Ki
ng
no
vel-
la,
a
thick
mist
engulf
s
a
small
to
wn
and
myster
iously
kills
any
one
caught
in
its
darkness
.
When
terr
i-
fied
sur
vivors
hunker
do
wn
in
a
super
mar
ket,
they8217
re
attacked
by
deadly
cr
eatur
es
...THE
VISIT
OR
(15)Richard
Jenkins,
Haaz
Sleiman
From
Frida
y
A
COLLEGE
pr
ofessor
tr
avels
to
his
second
home
in
Ne
w
Yo
rk
City
and
finds
an
illegal
immigr
ant
couple
living
in
his
apar
tment.THE
CHRONICLES
OF
NARNIA:PRINCE
CASPIANWilliam
Moseley
,L
iam
Neeson,
George
Henley
,A
nna
Po
pplewell,
Skandar
Keynes,
Shane
Rangi,
Sergio
Castellito,
Vi
ncent
Grass,
Cornell
John,
Pierfrancesco
Fa
vino,
alicia
borrachero,
Ben
Barnes,
Pe
ter
Dinklage,
Wa
rwick
Davis,
Vi
ncent
Grass
Now
showing
1,300
ye
ars
have
passed
in
Na
rn
ia
and
a
ra
ce
of
men
called
the
Te
lmar
ines
no
w
ru
le
.
He
ir
to
their
thr
one
is
Ca
spian
(B
ar
nes),
who
is
battling
usurper
uncle
,
Mi
ra
z
(C
astellitto),
and
must
enlist
the
aid
of
the
Pe
vensie
childr
en
to
br
ing
peace
to
the
land.WA
NTEDJames
McA
voy
,M
organ
Freeman,
Angelina
Jolie,
Common,
Kristen
Hager
,
Te
rence
Stamp
Now
showing
AN
or
dinar
y
bloke
disco
vers
his
father
is
the
world
8217s
pr
emier
super
villain.
After
his
dad
is
killed,
the
son
is
re
cr
uited
to
follo
w
in
his
world-thr
eatening
footsteps
.NIGHTS
IN
ROD
ANTHERichard
Gere,
Diane
Lane,
James
Franco,
Scott
Glen
Now
showing
A
DOCT
OR
sets
off
on
a
tr
ip
to
meet
his
estr
anged
son,
but
on
the
way
.
On
arr
ival
he
str
ikes
up
a
re
la-
tion
ship
with
an
unha
ppil
y
mar-
ri
oed
woman
in
a
No
th
Ca
rolina
inn.MARRIED
LIFEPierce
Brosnan,
Pa
tricia
Clarkson,
Chris
Cooper
,R
achel
McAdams,
David
We
nham
Now
showing
Ha
rr
y
Allen
(C
ooper)
is
in
lo
ve
with
Ka
y
(M
cA
dams),
but
can
8217t
bear
to
br
eak
his
wife
Pa
t8217
s
(Clar
kson)
hear
t.
Ha
rr
y
confides
his
dilemma
to
fr
iend
Richar
d
(B
ro
snan),
and
then
develops
a
ra
dical
solution
to
the
pr
oblem.COMPETITIONMK
NEWS
has
teamed
up
with
Cineworld
at
the
Xsca
pe
to
offer
readers
the
chance
to
win
a
pair
of
tickets
to
see
the
film
of
their
choice.
We
ha
ve
two
pairs
to
give
-
aw
ay
.
Ans
wer
this
simp
le
ques
tion
:
Who
is
the
voic
e
of
Pa
nda
Po
?
Ans
wers
by
e-mail
to
competi
-
tions@mk-news.co.uk
please
inc
lude
your
name,
address
and
daytime
telephone
number
.
Closing
date
Tu
esday
,J
uly
1.IT8217S
almost
Newport
Carnival
time
and
the
theme
for
this
year
is
8216A
Moment
in
Ti
me8217
which
has
been
supported
by
the
MK
Community
Fo
unda
tion
will
get
under
way
on
Sa
turday
.
Once
ag
ain
the
parade
will
lea
ve
Ta
nners
Drive
in
Blakelands
at
around
11.45am
and
be
led
by
the
vinta
ge
and
cl
assic
car
rally
which
is
no
w
in
its
21st
year
,b
ack
this
year
are
the
Harley
Da
vidson
riders
and
of
course
a
parade
of
floa
ts
and
walkers
will
follo
w
and
fin-
ish
at
the
Riverside
Meado
w.
The
main
parade
is
expected
in
the
arena
at
1pm
where
the
entertainment
is
led
by
the
comed
y
jazz
band
Bolivian
Sunshine
Dogs
plus
the
talented
young
singer
Pa
ul
Guest,
Wo
lverton
air
training
corps
will
put
on
a
demonstra
tion
ma
gi-
cian
will
be
on
hand
also
a
dog
sho
w
and
much
more.
The
Bond
Va
nquish
Aston
Martin
car
which
ap
peared
in
the
film
8216Die
Another
Day8217
will
be
on
sho
w,
courtesy
of
Aston
Martin
along
with
the
funfair
,m
odel
rail-
way
,q
uad
bikes
plus
all
the
usual
charity
stalls.
Fo
r
the
younger
folks
a
children8217
s
fun
workshopand
bounc
y
castles
while
the
good
old
beer
tent
and
a
selection
of
food
and
tea
tents
are
amoung
te
man
y
other
at
tractions
to
make
a
grea
t
day
out
for
the
whole
family
.
Entrance
to
the
Riverside
Meado
w
is
1631
for
adults
and
50p
children
and
OAPs.
Ga
tes
open
at
12
noon.
Fr
ee
car
parking.
Action
fr
om
Kung
Fu
Pa
nda
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