Bishops Stortford Observer - 13/03/2008 digital edition

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4FIVEI8217d Do Anything8211 Asearch for
singers to star in Oliver!The Culture Show8211 With James
Corden and Ruth JonesAnt & Dec8217s Saturday Night
Takeaway8211 With Jessica AlbaER8211 300th episode of the popular
medical dramaCSI: NY8211 Mac finally realises his
stalker8217s motivation6.000 Breakfast 9260432 10.000 Saturday Kitchen
5782511.300 Football Focus 9413301 12.200 BBC
News; Weather 2352641 12.300 Live Six Nations
Rugby Union. Italy v Scotland (Kick-off 1.00pm).
Including a Sport Relief update. 339070282.50Live Six Nations Rugby Union. England v
Ireland (Kick-off 3.00pm). 474623704.500 Live
Six Nations Rugby Union. Wales v France (Kick-
off 5.00pm). First-half coverage from the
Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, as this season8217s
Six Nations championship comes to a
conclusion. 3485370 5.455 BBC News 910221 5.50Live Six Nations Rugby Union. Wales v France.
Second-half coverage from the Millennium
Stadium in Cardiff, as this season8217s Six
Nations championship comes to a conclusion.
Commentary by Eddie Butler. 86710134 6.000 CBeebies: Fimbles (R) 7040318 6.20Tikkabilla; (R) Step Inside (R) 5492370 7.00CBBC 8903738 12.000 BBC Switch: Sound 9268912.300 BBC Switch: Them 14082931 12.455 BBC
Switch: Falcon Beach 5275689 1.300 Film 2008
With Jonathan Ross (R) 21689 2.000 Film:
Strangers On A Train (1951, b/w). A psychopath
suggests to a fellow train passenger that they
each commit a murder on the other8217s behalf.
Hitchcock thriller, starring Robert Walker and
Farley Granger. 8457763.400 Monk 72472024.255 Final Score. Round-up of results. Digital
viewers can access extended coverage on the
interactive service. 6229080 5.100 Unknown
Africa. Saba Douglas-Hamilton explores the
Comoros Islands. (R) 4695318 5.400 Wildlife On
Two (R) 599931 6.100 Coast (R) 865283 6.100 The Hoobs (R) 7048950 6.355 The Hoobs
(R) 4515196 7.000 Goalissimo (R) 37573 8.000 The
Morning Line 4358863 8.555 T4: Beauty & The
Geek (R) 8612318 9.555 T4: Friends (R) 954097910.255 T4: The Hills (R) 3049009 10.555 T4: Friends
(R) 8358370 11.255 T4: Friends (R) 9492405 11.55T4: Vanity Lair (R) 6987202 1.000 T4: Age Of Love
98711 2.000 Channel 4 Racing From Lingfield
Park, Uttoxeter And Wetherby. Simon Holt and
Derek Thompson introduce live coverage of
this afternoon8217s seven feature races, including
the 3.30 John Smith8217s Midlands Grand National
Chase (H8217cap) (4m 1 1/2f). 57860486 4.055 Deal
Or No Deal 9885399 4.555 Jamie At Home (R)
6280196 5.300 Willie8217s Wonky Chocolate Factory
(R) 68641 6.300 Channel 4 News 132888 6.55Grand Designs Revisited (R) 2717080 6..
000 Sunrise 9194405 7.000 Milkshake! The
Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best
Friend Corky (R) 8197979 7.155 Harry And His
Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs (R) 8176486 7.355 The
Beeps (R) 7320115 7.500 Fireman Sam (R)
1534196 8.000 Rupert Bear (R) 8651825 8.15Little Princess (R) 3588689 8.355 Hana8217s
Helpline (R) 7669047 8.500 Roary The Racing
Car (R) 4535399 9.055 Gerald McBoing Boing (R)
5220115 9.300 Jane And The Dragon (R) 947291210.000 Football Italiano Highlights 285508010.300 Fifth Gear (R) 6768592 11..
300 Neighbours
21793592 1.400 Film: Good Boy! (2003) 591482023.155 Film: Awakenings (1990). Sentimental
drama, with Robin Williams and Robert De Niro.
47049009 5.255 Film: Mighty Joe Young (1998).
Family adventure, with Bill Paxton. 63217776 7.20Fivee
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Sport41248257.35Icee
Roadd
Truckers.. Revealing how the
ice roads are tested and prepared and
the history of the routes and
Yellowknife region. Plus, the truckers
discuss the dangers they face, which
have seen more than 20 men die.
Last in series. (R) 43459318.35NCIS.. The team investigate the murder
of a Marine, but it isn8217t long before
their prime suspect also turns up dead.
Tim and Abby discover a clue to both
killings in an e-mail which suggests
the victims were involved in a game
with deadly consequences. Drama,
starring Sean Murray. (R) 84141349.30CSII::
NY.. Mac finally realises his stalker8217s
motivation, and his identity. In his
absence, Stella leads the team to the
subway where a train driver has been
murdered. However, this crime turns out
to be another message from the killer
and part of a long-term plan inspired
by his desire for revenge. 181084410.30Laww &&
Order.. Briscoe and Green are
called to investigate the murder of a
grief counsellor who claimed he could
communicate with the dead, and it
soon emerges that the deceased was
a con-man with a whole host of
disgruntled clients. Crime drama,
starring Jerry Orbach. 505591211.30Crimess
Thatt
Shookk
Thee
World.. The
case of Green River killer Gary Leon
Ridgeway, who was arrested on
November 30, 2001, having slain at
least 48 women 8212 more than any other
US murderer. (R) 629239912.30Quizz
Call.. Interactive game show
giving viewers the chance to phone
in and answer questions for cash
prizes. 589639935.10Wildlifee SS
OS.. The work of volunteers
treating sick and orphaned animals at
a wildlife sanctuary. (R) 879412105.35Wildlifee
SOS(R) 667231038.00ER.. In the 300th episode of the popular
medical drama, a distraught husband
rushes into the ER fearing for the fate
of his wife. As they try to help, Sam,
Pratt and Morris discover a link between
a 61-year-old woman and a teenager
suffering from Down8217s syndrome.
Guest starring Peter Fonda. 61969.00Film::
Thee
Fifthh
Elementt
(1997).. A 23rd-
century New York cab driver8217s life is
turned upside down by an attractive
woman who quite literally drops into
his taxi. The encounter with the
mysterious beauty leads to him being
flung into battle against a horde of
marauding aliens at an intergalactic
holiday resort. Luc Besson8217s glorious,
colourful sci-fi adventure stars Bruce
Willis in the lead role, alongside Gary
Oldman, Milla Jovovich, Ian Holm and
Chris Tucker. 9711857311.25Sohoo
Sexx
King::
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Raymond
Story(R) 28446712.304Music::
Mikee
Skinnerr
Meetss
MuseThe
Streets frontman joins the multi-award
winning rock trio for a chat. 246023912.404Music::
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Disco(R) 95608061.50Film::
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Temptationss
(2003).Premiere. Musical comedy, starring
Cuba Gooding Jnr. 827585356.000 GMTV 4294776 9.255 Dancing On Ice (R)
9836931 10.255 Dancing On Ice: The Skate Off
(R) 3041467 10.555 Coronation Street 331018251.100 ITV News And Weather 36040660 1.11
5London Today; Weather 36049931 1.200 F1:
Australian Grand Prix Qualifying (R) 659423183.055 Film: Never Say Never Again (1983). Sean
Connery reprises his role as superspy James
Bond to take on egocentric criminal Klaus
Maria Brandauer and his sexy sidekick
Barbara Carrera. Taut adventure, with Max von
Sydow. Continues after the news. 575188064.400 London Tonight; Weather 5724318 4.55ITV News And Weather 4192486 5.100 Film:
Never Say Never Again (1983). Concluded.
6206134 6.100 All New You8217ve Been Framed!
2638256.400 Harry Hill8217s TV Burp 8879917.10Antt &&
Dec8217ss
Saturdayy
Nightt
Takeaway.Hollywood mum-to-be Jessica Alba
squeezes her baby bump into the
voiceover booth, and Kate Garraway
and Andrew Castle take to the
racetrack in Beat the Boys. Plus,
another race against time in the
Mouse Trap. 74303708..
30Duel.. Nick Hancock hosts another
round of the high-tension quiz show in
which one wrong answer can mean
instant elimination. Two contestants
go head to head, armed with 10
chips with which they can cover as
many of the multiple-choice answers
as they choose. 772989.30Film::
Thee
Dukess
Off
Hazzardd
(2005).Premiere. Comedy adaptation of the
fondly remembered TV series, with
Seann William Scott and Johnny
Knoxville as good old boys Bo and Luke
Duke. The Southern gentlemen wheel
out their iconic red charger to stop a
nefarious commissioner and the local
sheriff from closing the family farm 8212
only to discover a plot to strip-mine
the entire town. Willie Nelson and
Jessica Simpson also star. 3684411.30ITVV
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MysteryReopening the files on Britain8217s most
notorious crimes. 8011581.45Film::
Huckleberryy
Finnn
(1974).. Musical
tale. Jeff East stars. 5736973.30F1:: AA
ustraliann
Grandd
Prixx
Live.. Steve
Rider introduces coverage of the
opening round of the season at Albert
Park in Melbourne, where Kimi
Raikkonen will hope to begin his title
defence with victory. 99315007.10Thee
Culturee
Show.. Gavin and Stacey
writers James Corden and Ruth Jones
answers questions about each other8217s
foibles, while Louis de Bernieres finds
out what people really think of his
latest book A Partisan8217s Daughter
by eavesdropping on a rural book
group in Norfolk. 8007768.00Thee
Lostt
Gospels.. Anglican vicar Peter
Owen-Jones travels through Egypt and
the former Roman Empire to
investigate ancient Christian texts
which were not put into the New
Testament. They include accounts
of a Jesus unrecognisable from
traditional depictions. 10289.00Havee II
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Oldd NN
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You.. Another
chance to see an edition of the satirical
quiz, with guest panellists June
Sarpong and Fred Macaulay.(R) 88259.30Cortes.. Drama-documentary, revealing
how Spanish adventurer Hernan Cortes
put together an army and defeated
the mighty Aztec empire in 1519. 8048610.30Film::
Opall
Dreamm
(2005).. Premiere.
Kellyanne, a girl living in an Australian
mining town, spends most of her time
playing with her two imaginary friends
Pobby and Dingan. One day, she claims
her companions have disappeared and
subsequently becomes critically ill.
Drama, with Sapphire Boyce. 342073811.55Film::
Thee
Fabulouss
Bakerr
Boyss ((
1989).Musical drama, starring Michelle
Pfeiffer as a sexy nightclub singer who
revives the career of musicians Jeff
and Beau Bridges by giving them a
touch of glamour. 5096891.45Thee
Culturee
Show.. With Gavin and
Stacey writers James Corden and
Ruth Jones. 40733262.35Sixx
Nationss
Rugbyy
Union.. England v Ireland. A re-run of the
match at Twickenham. 7790684.15Sixx
Nationss
Rugbyy
Union.. Wales v France. 2646267.33
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Doo
Anything.. New series. Andrew
Lloyd Webber follows up last year8217s
search for a star for Joseph and the
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with a
new talent search, this time for three
boys to alternate the lead role in
Oliver!, as well as a young woman to
play the part of Nancy. 343188.30Thee
Nationall
Lotteryy
Draws.. Duncan
James introduces the Thunderball,
Dream Number and Lotto draws. 2352348.40Casualty.. Charlie returns to Holby.
Ruth discharges herself from hospital
and moves in with Maggie after
Toby questions her about what she
wrote in her diary. 8374869.30Lovee
Soup.. Alice has lunch with old
school friend Mitch and an encounter
with his teenage stalker makes her
realise that deep down she harbours
certain feelings for him. Meanwhile,
Milly and Cleo experiment with speed-
dating, resulting in an assignation with
the police. Tamsin Greig stars. 4825210.00BBBCC
News;;
Weather74359210.20Matchh
Off
Thee
Day.. Gary Lineker is joined
by Alan Hansen and Alan Shearer for
highlights of this afternoon8217s Premier
League games, including Derby County
v Manchester United. Plus, action from
Sunderland against Chelsea; National
Lottery Update 7417950 11.40Film::
Beloww
(2002).. A shell-shocked
submarine crew embarking on a
routine mission during World War Two
encounter all manner of terror as they
descend into madness while wandering
the corridors of their cramped vessel.
Eerie horror, starring Olivia Williams,
Holt McCallany, Bruce Greenwood and
Matthew Davis; Weatherview 582912 1.25BBCC
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FREEVIEWS
aturday, March 15SKY
ONE
6.00
Pokemon Advanced
6.30
Pokemon
Advanced
7.00
Michael Caine: From Alfie To
Zulu
7.30
The Book Show
8.00
Football Icon
9.00
Soccer AM
12.00
Brainiac: Science
Abuse
1.00
Stargate Atlantis
2.00
Vroom
Vroom
3.00
Horton Hears AWho! Special
3.30
Malcolm In The Middle
4.00
Malcolm In
The Middle
4.30
Malcolm In The Middle
5.00
Colour Of Magic 8212 The Making Of
5.30
Futurama
6.00
Futurama
7.00
Futurama
7.30
Futurama
8.00
Brainiac: Science Abuse
9.00
Road Wars
10.00
Road Wars
11.00
Law &
Order
12.00
Nothing But The Truth
1.00
Weeds
1.35
Weeds
2.10
America8217s Dumbest
Criminals
2.35
Road Wars
3.30
Road Wars
4.20
Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.10
Guilty!
BBC3
7.00
Spendaholics
8.00
The Real Hustle Las
Vegas
8.30
Top Gear
9.30
The Most Annoying
TV 8212 We Hate To Love
12.00
The Most
Annoying TV 8212 We Hate To Love
2.35
Two
Pints Of Lager And APacket Of Crisps
3.05
Lily Allen And Friends
3.45
Spendaholics
BBC4
7.00
Emma
7.45
Emma
8.30
Legends:
The Chieftains
9.30
The Hard Sell
10.00
The Rise And Fall Of The Ad Man
11.00
Film: Bell, Book
And Candle (1958)
12.40
Legends: The Chieftains
1.40
The Art
Of Eternity
2.40
The Hard Sell
3.10
The
Rise And Fall Of The Ad Man
4.10
Close
ITV2
6.00
Close
9.25
Emmerdale
10.50
American
Idol
11.50
American Idol
12.50
American
Idol
1.50
Emmerdale
3.10
Film: ET: The
Extra-Terrestrial 8212 20th Anniversary Edition
(1982)
5.25
Who Wants To Be AMillionaire?
6.30
The Passions Of Girls Aloud
7.30
Coleen8217s Real Women
8.30
Film: ET: The
Extra-Terrestrial 8212 20th Anniversary Edition
(1982). Steven Spielberg8217s blockbusting sci-
fi fantasy, starring Henry Thomas. Including
Entertainment News Update. 10.45
Film: Hot
Shots! Part Deux (1993). Spoof action
movie, starring Charlie Sheen. Including
Entertainment News Update. 12.25
Al
Murray8217s Happy Hour 1.30
Entourage
2.00
The Office: An American Workplace
2.30
The
Passions Of Girls Aloud
3.25
Emmerdale
ITV3
6.00
Home ToRoost
6.25
Ironside
7.30
Ironside
8.30
Ironside
9.35
Home ToRoost
10.05
Robin Of Sherwood
11.15
Agatha
Christie8217s Poirot
12.20
Inspector Morse
2.25
Goodnight Mister Tom
4.40
Film: Mary
Poppins (1964). Musical, with Julie Andrews.
Including Entertainment News Update.
7.20
Rosemary & Thyme. An archaeologist is
murdered.
8.30
Inspector Wexford
10.35
The Return
12.45
Cribb
1.40
The Man Who
Made Husbands Jealous
2.30
Ironside
3.20
Home ToRoost
3.45
Film File 4.00
T
eleshopping
ITV4
9.00
Police, Camera, Action!
9.30
Police,
Camera, Action!
10.00
Space 1999 11.00
Randall And Hopkirk (Deceased) 12.00
UFO: Best Evidence Ever Caught On Tape
1.00
Movies Now
1.10
Police, Camera,
Action!
1.40
Police, Camera, Action!
2.10
Space 1999 3.05
Randall And Hopkirk
(Deceased)
4.10
Used Car Roadshow
5.10
UFO: Best Evidence Ever Caught On Tape
6.10
Police, Camera, Action!
6.40
Police
Patrol
7.10
Police Stop! 8.15
Police Patrol
8.30
World8217s Most Awesome Record
Breakers
9.30
The Sweeney 10.30
Film: The
Hitcher (1986)
12.30
Police Stop!
1.25
Police Patrol
1.55
Video Justice
2.25
Richard Jeni: ABig Steaming Pile Of Me
3.35
Space 1999 4.25
ITV4 Nightscreen
E4
6.00
Anything Goes
7.50
Our Showbiz
Mates
8.50
E4 Gets Unsexy
11.50
Beauty &
The Geek 12.45
Average Joe: The Joes
Strike Back 1.35
Young, Sexy And Soapy
2.30
Hollyoaks
5.00
Friends
5.30
Friends
6.00
Joan Of Arcadia
7.00
Ugly Betty
7.55
Friends
8.30
Friends
9.00
The 100 Greatest
Stand Ups
1.05
Ugly Betty 1.55
Joan Of
Arcadia
2.50
Young, Sexy And Soapy
3.35
Beauty & The Geek
4.20
Average Joe: The
Joes Strike Back
5.05
Switched
5.25
Switched
5.50
Close
MORE4
9.00
A
Place In The Sun
9.30
Time Team
10.30
Time Team
11.30
Time Team
12.35
Time Team
1.35
Film: The Man In The Iron
Mask (1977)
3.35
Property Ladder
4.40
Property Ladder
5.45
Property Ladder
6.50
Property Ladder
7.55
Property Ladder
9.00
The West Wing
10.00
Invitation ToA
Hanging
11.40
The Closer
12.40
Deal Or No
Deal
1.25
Invitation ToAHanging
3.05
Close
UKTV GOLD
6.00
Dallas
7.00
Yes, Prime Minister
7.40
Some Mothers Do 8216Ave 8216Em
8.20
2point4
Children
9.00
Keeping Up Appearances
9.40
My Hero
10.20
My Hero 11.00
Victoria Wood
As Seen On TV
11.40
Victoria Wood As
Seen On TV
12.20
Dinnerladies
1.00
Dinnerladies
1.40
Victoria Wood As Seen On
TV
2.20
Victoria Wood As Seen On TV
3.00
Dinnerladies
3.40
Dinnerladies
4.20
Victoria
Wood As Seen On TV
5.00
Victoria Wood
As Seen On TV
5.40
Victoria Wood As Seen
On TV
6.20
Dinnerladies
7.00
Victoria Wood
As Seen On TV
7.40
Dinnerladies
8.20
Dinnerladies
9.00
Victoria Wood Live. A
1997 performance by the comedienne.
11.00
The Catherine
Tate Show
11.40
Little Britain
12.20
Men Behaving Badly 1.00
Victoria
Wood At The Albert Hall
3.05
The Catherine
Tate Show 3.40
Little Britain
4.10
Alistair
McGowan8217s Big Impression
4.20
Men
Behaving Badly
4.50
Alistair McGowan8217s Big
Impression
5.00
Yes, Prime Minister
5.30
Some Mothers Do 8216Ave 8216Em The 100 Greatest Stand Ups,
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